down to married life. Are you the president or the vice-president of
the society?"

"I want to be neither president nor vice-president," she answered. "I
will be content with a subordinate position."

"What position is that, my dear?"

"Treasurer."


SHE--"When we go anywhere now we have to take the street-car. Before
our marriage you always called a taxi."

HE--"Exactly. And that's the reason we have to go in the street-car
now."


"My wife certainly makes my salary go a long way."

"So does mine--so far that none of it ever comes back."


"I'm having trouble in supporting my wife."

"You don't know what trouble is. Try not supporting her."


WILLIS--"The Highfliers are going to give up their big house this
winter."