"Oh, papa, down at the corner grocery you can get the paper with the
flies already caught. They have lots of it in the window."


"Well, Albert, I've been acting on your advice. I put a hundred
dollars in the bank this month."

"Fine! It isn't so hard, is it?"

"No; I simply tore up all the bills."--_Life_.


_See also_ Domestic finance; Thrift.




EDITORS


"An editor is a man who puts things in the paper, isn't he?"

"Oh, no, my son; an editor keeps things out of the paper."


The editor of the newspaper in a certain small southern town was given
an article to print, praising in very elegant language the life and
works of a certain southern colonel.