EINSTEIN


"Max has sent me an interesting book, 'Relativity,' by Einstein. Have
you read it?"

"No. I am waiting for it to be filmed."




EMBARRASSING SITUATIONS


The wife of a Dorchester man who had the traditional failing--he
forgot to mail letters--has cured him. The mail is delivered at their
home before the breakfast hour--which is comparatively late. One
morning she said to her husband:

"Did you have any mail this morning, dear?"

"Only a circular," he answered as he bit into a fine brown slice of
toast.

"Huh," said the wife. "By the way, did you mail the letters I gave you
yesterday?"