fearlessly--with
his eyes on the future, putting everything else second to his
work--with supreme, sound confidence in his own ability--
Ah! Shucks--It's Impossible.


EMPLOYER (to clerk)--"If that bore, Smithers, comes in, tell him I'm
out--and don't be working or he'll know you're lying."


_The Ten Commandments_ (_By A Wise Employer_)

First--Don't lie. It wastes my time and yours. I am sure to catch you
in the end, and that will be the wrong end.

Second--Watch your work, not the clock. A long day's work makes a long
day short, and a short day's work makes my face long.

Third--Give me more than I expect, and I will give you more than you
expect. I can afford to increase your pay if you increase my profits.

Fourth--You owe so much to yourself you cannot afford to owe anybody
else. Keep out of debt.

Fifth--Dishonesty is never an accident. Good men, like good women,
never see temptation when they meet it.

Sixth--Mind your own business, and in time you'll have a business of
your own to mind.