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THE ENGLISHMAN.


He is an Englishman!
For he himself has said it,
And it's greatly to his credit,
That he is an Englishman!
For he might have been a Roosian,
A French, or Turk, or Proosian,
Or perhaps Itali-an!
But in spite of all temptations,
To belong to other nations,
He remains an Englishman!
Hurrah!
For the true born Englishman!





THE DISAGREEABLE MAN.


If you give me your attention, I will tell you what I am:
I'm a genuine philanthropist--all other kinds are sham.