And that singular anomaly, the lady novelist--
I don't think she'd be missed--I'm _sure_ she'd not be missed!

And that _Nisi Prius_ nuisance, who just now is rather rife,
The Judicial humorist--I've got _him_ on the list!
All funny fellows, comic men, and clowns of private life--
They'd none of 'em be missed--they'd none of them be missed.
And apologetic statesmen of the compromising kind,
Such as--What-d'ye-call-him--Thing'em-Bob, and likewise--Never-mind,
And 'St--'st--'st--and What's-his-name, and also--You-know-who--
(The task of filling up the blanks I'd rather leave to _you_!)
But it really doesn't matter whom you put upon the list,
For they'd none of 'em be missed--they'd none of 'em be missed!


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THE POLICEMAN'S LOT.


When a felon's not engaged in his employment
Or maturing his felonious little plans.
His capacity for innocent enjoyment,
Is just as great as any honest man's
Our feelings we with difficulty smother
When constabulary duty's to be done:
Ah, take one consideration with another,