Plum Pudding - Of Divers Ingredients, Discreetly Blended & Seasoned by Christopher Morley
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We see it with the eye of a lover, and we know that it is good. Having got as far as this, we took the trouble to count all the words up to this point. The total is exactly 1100. [Illustration] SOME INNS The other evening we went with Titania to a ramshackle country hotel which calls itself _The Mansion House_, looking forward to a fine robust meal. It was a transparent, sunny, cool evening, and when we saw on the bill of fare _half broiled chicken_, we innocently supposed that the word _half_ was an adjective modifying the compound noun, _broiled-chicken_. Instead, to our sorrow and disappointment, it proved to be an adverb modifying _broiled_ (we hope we parse the matter correctly). At any rate, the wretched fowl was blue and pallid, a little smoked on the exterior, raw and sinewy within, and an affront to the whole profession of innkeeping. Whereupon, in the days that followed, looking back at our fine mood of expectancy as we entered that hostelry, and its pitiable collapse when the miserable travesty of victuals was laid before us, we fell to thinking about some of the inns we had known of old time where we had feasted not without good heart. |
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