Motoring proves no more a lure;
So you come to me and clamour
For a speedy psychic cure.

Well, my friend, if fresh sensation
Is the object of your search,
And you want a consultation,
My advice is, Go to church.

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BOLSHEVISM IN THE CIVIL SERVICE.

"Whitley Councils are the latest development in Government offices in
Whitehall. What is aimed at is a system of promotion free and
uninterrupted from top to bottom."

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[Illustration: THE HEIR PRESUMPTIVE.

_Labour._ "PERHAPS IT'S A SIZE TOO BIG FOR ME AT PRESENT."

_Coalition._ "GLAD YOU FEEL LIKE THAT, AS I HAVEN'T QUITE FINISHED WITH
IT."]

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[Illustration: _Soulful Party._ "AH, YES, THE WORLD IS ALWAYS SO--WE NEVER
STREW FLOWERS ON A MAN'S GRAVE UNTIL AFTER HE IS DEAD."]