Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 159, July 14th, 1920 by Various
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Had been in operation at the time?
We should have had no SHAKSPEARE. And, besides, It means the death of British poetry, Because we can't continue to compete With foreign countries. _A Labour Member._ I am not a lawyer Nor I am not a manufacturer, But earned my bread these five-and-forty years, Sweating and sweating. I know what sweat is.... _An Hon. Member._ You're not the only person who has sweated. _Labour Member._ At any rate I sweated more than you did. _Mr. SPEAKER._ I do not think these constant interruptions Are really helping us. _Labour Member._ So you may take it That what I utter is an honest word, A plain, blunt, honest and straightforward word, Neither adorned with worthless flummery And tricks of language--for I have no learning-- Nor yet with false and empty rhetoric Like lawyers' speeches. I am not a lawyer, I thank my stars that I am not a lawyer, And can without a spate of parleying Briefly expound, as I am doing now, The whole caboodle. As for this here Bill, So far as it means Nationalising verse, We shall support it. On the other hand, So far as it means interferences |
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