Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 159, September 8th, 1920 by Various
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what Piggott led me to do one morning about six weeks back.
When, on reaching the station ten minutes too early, I remonstrated with him, he apologised. "I am sorry," he said; "I didn't know you were behind me. I was really pace-making for 'Flyaway'--there, over there." And Piggott pointed to a stoutish man with iron-grey whiskers mopping his forehead and the inside of his hat, and looking incredulously at the booking-hall clock. "But that is Mr. Bludyer, senior partner in Bludyer, Spinnaway & Jevons," I said. "It may be," replied Piggott. "But I call him Flyaway. I find it more convenient to have a stable-name for each of my racers." And he proceeded to expound his invention to me. Like so many great inventors he had stumbled upon the idea by chance one morning when his watch happened to be wrong; but he had developed the inspiration with consummate art and skill. It became his diversion, by means of the pantomime that had so successfully deceived me--by dramatically shooting out his wrist, consulting his watch, instantly stepping out and presently breaking into a run--to induce any gentleman behind him who had reached an age when the fear of missing trains has become an obsession to accelerate his progress. "It is amazing," he said, "how many knots you can get out of the veriest old tubs. This morning, for instance, Flyaway has taken only a little over six minutes to cover seven furlongs. That's the best I have got out of him so far, but I hope to do better with some of the others." |
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