Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 152, May 30, 1917 by Various
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* * * * * =WAYS AND MEANS.= I met her at the usual place, and she looked much the same as usual--which astonished me rather. "Now that we're engaged," I began. "Oh, but we aren't," said Phyllis. "Are you by any chance a false woman?" I asked. "You remember what you said last night?" "I do, and what I said I stick to. But that was pleasure, and this is business." I looked at her in sudden alarm. "You're--you're quite sure you aren't a widow, Phyllis?" "Quite. Why?" "Talking of business at a time like this. It sounds so--so experienced." "Well, if you _will_ try to settle our whole future lives in one short week-end leave, we must at least be practical. Anyway, it's just this. |
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