The Choise of Valentines - Or the Merie Ballad of Nash His Dildo by Thomas Nash
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To see if she would be my valentine;
But woe, alass, she was not to be found, For she was shifted to an upper ground: 20 Good Justice Dudgeon-haft, and crab-tree face, With bills and staues had scar'd hir from the place; And now she was compel'd, for Sanctuarie, To flye unto a house of venerie. 24 Thither went I, and bouldlie made enquire If they had hackneis to lett-out to hire, And what they crau'd, by order of their trade, To lett one ride a iournie on a iade. 28 Therwith out stept a foggy three-chinnd dame, That us'd to take yong wenches for to tame, And ask't me if I ment as I profest, Or onelie ask't a question but in iest. 32 "In iest?" quoth I; "that terme it as you will; I com for game, therefore give me my Jill." "Why Sir," quoth shee, "if that be your demande, Com, laye me a Gods-pennie in my hand; 36 For, in our oratorie siccarlie, None enters heere, to doe his nicarie, But he must paye his offertorie first, And then, perhaps, wee'le ease him of his thirst." 40 I, hearing hir so ernest for the box, |
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