The Wit and Humor of America, Volume II. (of X.) by Various
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page 78 of 193 (40%)
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A Jersey stage! It is not on record, but when Dante winds up his Tenth "Canter" into the Inferno with-- Each, as his back was laden, came indeed Or more or less contracted; and it seemed As he who showed most patience in his look, Wailing, exclaimed, "I can endure no more!" the conclusion that he alluded to a crowded Jersey stage-load is irresistible. A man with long legs, on a back seat, in one of these vehicles, suffers like a snipe shut up in a snuff-box. For this reason, the long-legged man should sit on the front seat with the driver; there, like the hen-turkey who tried to sit on a hundred eggs, he can "spread himself." The writer sat alongside the driver one morning, just at break of day, as the stage drove out of Blackberry: he was a through passenger to Squash Point. It was a very cold morning. In order to break the ice for a conversation, he praised the fine points of an off horse. The driver thawed: "Ya-as; she's a goot hoss, und I knows how to trive him!" It was evidently a case of mixed breed. "Where is Wood, who used to drive this stage?" "He be's lait up mit ter rummatiz sence yesterweek, und I trives for him. So--" I went on reading a newspaper: a fellow-passenger, on a back seat, not having the fear of murdered English on his hands, coaxed the Dutch driver into a long conversation, much to the delight of a very pretty Jersey-blue belle, who laughed so merrily that it was contagious; |
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