Captain Scraggs - or, The Green-Pea Pirates by Peter B. (Peter Bernard) Kyne
page 161 of 333 (48%)
page 161 of 333 (48%)
![]() | ![]() |
|
hands, and a moment later, with a mighty effort, Mr. Gibney pried
off the lid of the crate. Captain Scraggs had his head inside the box a fifth of a second later. "Sealed zinc box inside," he announced. "Get a can opener, Gib, my boy." "Ginseng, for a thousand," mourned Mr. Gibney. "Scraggsy, you're five dollars of my money to the good. Ginseng always comes packed in air-tight boxes." He produced a can opener from the cabin locker and fell to his work on a corner of the hermetically sealed box. As he drove in the point of the can opener, he paused, hammer in hand, and gazed solemnly at Scraggs and McGuffey. "Gentlemen" (again McGuffey nodded approvingly), "do you know what a vacuum is?" "I know," replied the imperturbable McGuffey. "A vacuum is an empty hole that ain't got nothin' in it." "Correct," said Mr. Gibney. "My head is a vacuum. Me talkin' about ginseng root! Why, I must have water on the brain! Ginseng be doggoned! _It's opium!_" Captain Scraggs was forced to grab the seat of his chair in order to keep himself from jumping up and clasping Mr. Gibney around the neck. |
|