News from the Duchy by Sir Arthur Thomas Quiller-Couch
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"Thomas Edwards, you stand charged for that on a certain date, to wit, June 6th, you, not having any visible means of subsistence, and not giving a good account of yourself, were found lodging in a certain outhouse known as Lobb's Barn, in the Parish of Gantick, contrary, etc. Do you plead Guilty or Not Guilty?" "Guilty, y'r Worships." The constable, on a nod from the Inspector, cleared his throat, and stated the charge: "On the 6th instant, y'r Worships, at 10.45 in the evening, being on duty in the neighbourhood of Lobb's Barn," etc. Defendant, on being arrested, had used the filthiest language, and had for some time stoutly resisted being marched off to the lock-up. "That will do," the Chairman interrupted. "You, Edwards--if that's your real name--" "It'll do for this job," put in the prisoner. "Very well. Have you anything to say?" The prisoner ran his eye along the array of Justices. "Seems a lot o' dogs for one bone!" The Admiral stiffened with wrath, and the crimson of his face deepened as Lord Rattley threw himself back in his chair, laughing. |
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