Plain Tales from the Hills by Rudyard Kipling
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"Blastoderm," grunted the man in the next chair, "dry up, and throw
me over the Pioneer. We know all about your figments." The Blastoderm reached out to the table, took up one paper, and jumped as if something had stung him. Then he handed the paper over. "As I was saying," he went on slowly and with an effort--"due to perfectly natural causes--perfectly natural causes. I mean--" "Hi! Blastoderm, you've given me the Calcutta Mercantile Advertiser." The dust got up in little whorls, while the treetops rocked and the kites whistled. But no one was looking at the coming of the Rains. We were all staring at the Blastoderm, who had risen from his chair and was fighting with his speech. Then he said, still more slowly:-- "Perfectly conceivable--dictionary--red oak--amenable--cause-- retaining--shuttlecock--alone." "Blastoderm's drunk," said one man. But the Blastoderm was not drunk. He looked at us in a dazed sort of way, and began motioning with his hands in the half light as the clouds closed overhead. Then--with a scream:-- "What is it?--Can't--reserve--attainable--market--obscure--" But his speech seemed to freeze in him, and--just as the lightning shot two tongues that cut the whole sky into three pieces and the rain fell in quivering sheets--the Blastoderm was struck dumb. He |
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