Abe and Mawruss - Being Further Adventures of Potash and Perlmutter by Montague Glass
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The transformation begun in Cesar Kovalenko by a haircut and a shave was made complete when Morris, accompanied by Kovalenko's cousin, went with him to a retail clothing establishment. There Cesar discarded forever his cap, top boots and frogged overcoat and emerged--but for his vocabulary--a naturalized citizen of the cloak-and-suit trade. "Now all he's got to do," Morris said, "is to work hard and he would quick be making good wages." "Sure, sure!" the cousin replied. "At first, maybe he would be a little _dumm_ on account he is got a whole lot of experiences lately." "Experiences?" Morris asked. "What for experiences?" "Well, in the first place," the cousin proceeded, "two years ago he is studying for a doctor in the University of Harkav, and next door to him one house by the other lives a feller which I ain't got nothing to say against him, y'understand, only he goes to work and sends a package to the chief of police, Mr. Perlmutter, which when they open the package, y'understand, inside is something g'fixed. Mind you, Mr. Perlmutter, I wouldn't say nothing if it would be really the chief of police which would open the package, but always it is some poor _Schnorrer_ which the chief of police calls in from the street. This time it was a feller by the name Levin, a decent, respectable, young feller--his father was a _Rav_. The old man is coming over here this week, I understand, Mr. Perlmutter--but when the chief of police sends out Levin in the backyard he should open the package, understand me, that's the last any one sees either from the package or either from Levin." |
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