Abe and Mawruss - Being Further Adventures of Potash and Perlmutter by Montague Glass
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I feel it now, I'll murder you!" He turned to leave. "And another
thing," he concluded. "One thing, you can depend on it. So far what I can help it, you don't sell one dollar's worth of goods to any of my friends, never no more!" Again the door banged explosively, and Mr. Cohen was gone. For ten minutes there was an awed silence in the sample room. At length Abe looked at his partner with a sickly smile. "Well, Mawruss," he said, "you made a nice mess of it, ain't you?" Morris was too stunned to reply. "That's what comes of not minding your own business," said Abe. "We lose a good customer, and maybe several good customers. We lose a good bookkeeper, too, Mawruss--one what has been with us for five years; and also we are out a wedding present." "I meant it good," Morris protested. "I done it for the best. It says in the Talmud, Abe, that we are commanded to promote marriages." Abe waggled his head solemnly. "This is the first time I hear it, that you are a Talmudist, Mawruss!" he said. A month passed, and Miss Cohen continued to apply herself to her daily task at Potash & Perlmutter's books. |
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