Abe and Mawruss - Being Further Adventures of Potash and Perlmutter by Montague Glass
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"Buy his ticket!" Morris gasped. "That's right," Abe continued, with forced calmness, "because, Mawruss, they wouldn't let no one travel on a steamer without buying a ticket. People what runs steamers is very funny that way, Mawruss." Morris grew pale as he removed his coat and hat. "What's he buying a steamer ticket for?" he asked. "He didn't tell me exactly, Mawruss," Abe went on, "but I got a sort of an idee he's going back to Italy, Mawruss, and next time, Mawruss, when we hire a designer, understand me, I would do it myself. Also, Mawruss, I would hire a designer which, if he goes back to the old country, y'understand, they would right away take him for a soldier, and then, Mawruss, we wouldn't got to be left without a designer just in the middle of the busy season." "Did you talk to him, Abe?" Morris inquired timidly. "Maybe we could jolly him into staying." Abe nodded again. "Maybe you could jolly a duck not to swim in the water, Mawruss," he cried bitterly. "That's all right, Abe," Morris retorted. "A duck ain't got no use for a couple of hundred dollars bonus." |
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