Abe and Mawruss - Being Further Adventures of Potash and Perlmutter by Montague Glass
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following notice:
ENGAGED: Asimof--Gladstein. Mrs. Sonia Gladstein, of Bridgetown, Pa., to Jacob Asimof, of Dotyville, Pa. At home, Sunday next 3 to 7 at the residence of Mrs. Leah Sammet, 86-3/4 West One Hundredth and Eighteenth Street. No cards. "Leon's mother makes the engagement party for 'em, Mawruss," Abe said dryly. "Costs a whole lot of money, too, and I bet yer Mrs. Gladstein wouldn't notice it at all in the next six months' statements Leon sends to her." Morris stifled a groan as he laid down the paper and forced himself to smile confidently. "What difference does an engagement make, Abe?" he asked. "An engagement ain't a wedding, Abe, and it ain't too late even now." Again Abe indulged in a bitter laugh. "You're a regular optician, Mawruss," he said. "You never give up hope." "That's all right, Abe," Morris retorted. "We could stand a couple opticians in this concern. Always you are ready to lay down on a proposition just as soon as things goes a little wrong, understand me, but me I think differencely." Abe shrugged and rose to his feet. "Well, Mawruss," he said, "take off your hat and coat and stay a while. |
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