The Wit and Humor of America, Volume IV. (of X.) by Various
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"It's only his fun," said Billy; "I know him." "It may be fun," said the other, "but it looks mightily like yearnest to a man up a tree." I now, of course, determined to reverse the mode of firing, and put forth all my physical energies to raise Soap-stick to the mark. The effort silenced Billy, and gave tongue to all his companions. I had just strength enough to master Soap-stick's obstinate proclivity, and, consequently, my nerves began to exhibit palpable signs of distress with her first imperceptible movement upward. A trembling commenced in my arms; increased, and extended rapidly to my body and lower extremities; so that, by the time that I had brought Soap-stick up to the mark, I was shaking from head to foot, exactly like a man under the continued action of a strong galvanic battery. In the meantime my friends gave vent to their feelings freely. "I swear poin' blank," said one, "that man can't shoot." "He used to shoot well," said another; "but can't now, nor never could." "You better git away from 'bout that mark!" bawled a third, "for I'll be dod darned if Broadcloth don't give some of you the dry gripes if you stand too close thare." "The stranger's got the peedoddles," said a fourth, with humorous gravity. "If he had bullets enough in his gun, he'd shoot a ring round the |
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