The Wit and Humor of America, Volume IV. (of X.) by Various
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agents with new kinds of sewin' machines jest come to Jonesville, and I
was tellin' Josiah on it, when we met a middle-aged man, and he looked at us pretty close, and finally he asked us as he passed by, if we could tell him where Josiah Allen lived. Says Josiah, "I'm livin' at present in a Democrat." Says I, "In this one-horse wagon, you know." Says he, "You are thinkin' of buyin' a sewin' machine, haint you?" Says Josiah, "I am a turnin' my mind that way." At that, the man turned his horse round, and follered us, and I see he had a sewin' machine in front of his wagon. We had the old mare and the colt, and seein' a strange horse come up so close behind us, the colt started off full run towards Jonesville, and then run down a cross-road and into a lot. Says the man behind us, "I am a little younger than you be, Mr. Allen; if you will hold my horse I will go after the colt with pleasure." Josiah was glad enough, and so he got into the feller's wagon; but before he started off, the man, says he: "You can look at that machine in front of you while I am gone. I tell you frankly, that there haint another machine equal to it in America; it requires no strength at all; infants can run it for days at a time; or idiots; if anybody knows enough to set and whistle, they can run this machine; and it's especially adapted to the blind--blind people can run |
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