The Wit and Humor of America, Volume IV. (of X.) by Various
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page 158 of 234 (67%)
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and whistle, and bark like dogs, and the colt would whinner and start
off again right the wrong way, and them two men would go a pantin' after it. They had been a runnin' nigh onto half an hour, when a good lookin' young feller come along, and seein' me a settin' still and holdin' the old mare, he up and says: "Are you in any trouble that I can assist you?" Says I, "We are goin' home from Jonesville, Josiah and me, and our colt got away and--" But Josiah interrupted me, and says he, "And them two fools a caperin' after it, are sewin' machine agents." The good lookin' chap see all through it in a minute, and he broke out into a laugh it would have done your soul good to hear, it was so clear and hearty, and honest. But he didn't say a word; he drove out to go by us, and we see then that he had a sewin' machine in the buggy. "Are you a agent?" says Josiah. "Yes," says he. "What sort of a machine is this here?" says Josiah, liftin' up the cloth from the machine in front of him. "A pretty good one," says the feller, lookin' at the name on it. "Is yours as good?" says Josiah. |
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