The Wit and Humor of America, Volume IV. (of X.) by Various
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be; when Riley observed,--
"I suppose you had--" "Melted the deer-fat which I had stuck in the breast of my hunting-shirt, and the grease was running down my leg until my feet got so greasy that my heavy boots flew off, and one, hitting the dog, nearly knocked his brains out." We all grinned, which the "member" noticing, observed,-- "I hope, gentlemen, no man here will presume to think I'm exaggerating?" "Oh, certainly not! Go on, Mr. ----," we all chimed in. "Well, the ground under my feet was soft, and, being relieved of my heavy boots, I put off with double-quick time, and, seeing the creek about half a mile off, I ventured to look over my shoulder to see what kind of chance there was to hold up and load. The red-skin was coming jogging along, pretty well blowed out, about five hundred yards in the rear. Thinks I, 'Here goes to load, anyhow.' So at it I went: in went the powder, and, putting on my patch, down went the ball about half-way, and off snapped my ramrod!" "Thunder and lightning!" shouted the old woodsman, who was worked up to the top-notch in the "member's" story. "Good gracious! wasn't I in a pickle! There was the red whelp within two hundred yards of me, pacing along and _loading up his rifle as he came_! I jerked out the broken ramrod, dashed it away, and started on, priming |
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