The Wit and Humor of America, Volume IV. (of X.) by Various
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greyhound; he only looked at the Audience.
"I am not quite sure," she coughed. "If, now, you were under a glass case." "I am under a glass case," spoke up the Cat-made-of-worsted. "Marry me. I am fifty years old. Marry me, and live under a glass case." "Shocking!" said she. "How can you? Fifty years old, too! That would indeed be a match!" "Marry!" muttered the bronze Monk-reading-a-book. "A match! I am full of matches, but I don't marry. Folly!" "You stand up very straight, neighbor," said the Cat-made-of-worsted. "I never bend," said the bronze Monk-reading-a-book. "Life is earnest. I read a book by candle. I am never idle." The Cat-made-of-worsted grinned to himself. "You've got a hinge in your back," said he, "they open you in the middle; your head flies back. How the blood must run down. And then you're full of brimstone matches. He! he!" and the Cat-made-of-worsted grinned out loud. The Boy-leaning-against-a-greyhound spoke again, and sighed: "I am of Parian, you know, and there is no one else here of Parian except yourself." |
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