The Wit and Humor of America, Volume IV. (of X.) by Various
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page 184 of 234 (78%)
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That is their dust you see;
The trumpeters announce him near!" Said Marcus, "Woe is me! "Fly, Cassius, fly! assign a guard! Borrow what tents you can! Encamp his soldiers round the field, Or I'm a ruined man! "Get sheep and oxen by the score! Buy corn at any price! O Jupiter! befriend me now, And give me your advice!" * * * * * It turned out better than he feared,-- Things proved enough and good,-- And Cæsar made himself at home, And much enjoyed his food. But Marcus had an awful fright,-- _That_ can not be denied; "I'm glad 'tis over!"--when it was-- The host sat down and sighed, And when he wrote to Atticus, And all the story told, He ended his epistle thus: "J.C.'s a warrior bold, |
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