The Wit and Humor of America, Volume IV. (of X.) by Various
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the ever earnest and interested.
Susan stood below. Her face was aglow with the joy of the affluent--her very voice might have been for once entitled as silvery. "He said, Mrs. Lathrop, he said, 'Miss Clegg, why don't you go down to the bank and cut your coupons?'" THE TWO PRISONERS BY CAROLYN WELLS Once upon a time there were two Prisoners at the bar, who endeavored to plead for themselves with Tact and Wisdom. One concealed certain Facts prejudicial to his Cause; upon which the Judge said: "If you had Confessed the Truth it would have Biased me in your Favor; as it is, I Condemn you to Punishment." The other stated his Case with absolute Truth and Sincerity, concealing Nothing; and the result was that he was Condemned for his Misdemeanors. MORALS: This Fable teaches that Honesty is the Best Policy, and that the Truth |
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