The Wit and Humor of America, Volume IV. (of X.) by Various
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to understand that he had no such property? And his wife,--was she not
at that very moment, if not serving up a lie upon the subject, at least paring the truth very thin indeed? "A man would think," observed Ferring, "that Ducklow had some o' them bonds on his hands, and got scaret, he took such a sudden start. He has, hasn't he, Mrs. Ducklow?" "Has what?" said Mrs. Ducklow, pretending ignorance. "Some o' them cowpon bonds. I rather guess he's got some." "You mean Gov'ment bonds? Ducklow got some? 'Tain't at all likely he'd spec'late in them without saying something to _me_ about it. No, he couldn't have any without my knowing it, I'm sure." How demure, how innocent she looked, plying her knitting-needle, and stopping to take up a stitch! How little at that moment she knew of Ducklow's trouble and its terrible cause! Ducklow's first impulse was to drive on and endeavor at all hazards to snatch the bonds from the flames. His next was to return and alarm his neighbors and obtain their assistance. But a minute's delay might be fatal: so he drove on, screaming, "Fire! fire!" at the top of his voice. But the old mare was a slow-footed animal; and Ducklow had no whip. He reached forward and struck her with the reins. "Git up! git up!--Fire! fire!" screamed Ducklow. "Oh, them bonds! them bonds! Why didn't I give the money to Reuben? Fire! fire! fire!" |
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