The Wit and Humor of America, Volume IV. (of X.) by Various
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on to prevent its contents from slipping out and losing themselves.
Great was the joy of Ducklow. Great also was the wrath of him when he turned and discovered Taddy. "Didn't I tell you to stand by the old mare?" "She won't stir," said Taddy, shrinking away again. "Come here!" And Ducklow grasped him by the collar. "What have you been doin'? Look at that!" "'Twan't me!" beginning to whimper and ram his fists into his eyes. "Don't tell me 'twan't you!" Ducklow shook him till his teeth chattered. "What was you pullin' up the carpet for?" "Lost a marble!" sniveled Taddy. "Lost a marble! Ye didn't lose it under the carpet, did ye? Look at all that straw pulled out!" shaking him again. "Didn't know but it might 'a' got under the carpet, marbles roll so," explained Taddy, as soon as he could get his breath. "Wal, sir,"--Ducklow administered a resounding box on his ear,--"don't you do such a thing again, if you lose a million marbles!" "Hain't got a million!" Taddy wept, rubbing his cheek. "Hain't got but four! Won't ye buy me some to-day?" |
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