The Wit and Humor of America, Volume IV. (of X.) by Various
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"The chaise. Ketch it." Her gestures expressed more than her words; and, Atkins's horse and wagon, with which he had been drawing out brush, being in the yard near-by, he ran to them, leaped to the seat, drove into the road, took Mrs. Ducklow aboard, and set out in vigorous pursuit of the slow two-wheeled vehicle. "Stop, you, sir! Stop, you, sir!" shrieked Mrs. Ducklow, having recovered her breath by the time they came up with the chaise. It stopped, and Mr. Grantly, the minister, put out his good-natured, surprised face. "You've robbed my house! You've took--" Mrs. Ducklow was going on in wild, accusatory accents, when she recognized the benign countenance. "What do you say? I have robbed you?" he exclaimed, very much astonished. "No, no! not you! You wouldn't do such a thing!" she stammered forth, while Atkins, who had laughed himself weak at Mr. Ducklow's plight earlier in the morning, now laughed himself into a side-ache at Mrs. Ducklow's ludicrous mistake. "But did you--did you stop at my house? Have you seen our Thaddeus?" "Here I be, Ma Ducklow!" piped a small voice; and Taddy, who had till |
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