The Wit and Humor of America, Volume IV. (of X.) by Various
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page 84 of 234 (35%)
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Alone, and without hounds as he was, the question was rather a silly
one; but it answered the purpose for which it was put, which was only to draw him into conversation, and I proceeded to make as decent a retreat as I could. "I didn't know," said I, "but that you were going to meet the huntsmen, or going to your stand." "Ah, sure enough," rejoined he, "that _mout_ be a bee, as the old woman said when she killed a wasp. It seems to me I ought to know you." "Well, if you _ought_, why _don't_ you?" "What _mout_ your name be?" "It _might_ be anything," said I, with a borrowed wit, for I knew my man and knew what kind of conversation would please him most. "Well, what _is_ it, then?" "It _is_ Hall," said I; "but you know it might as well have been anything else." "Pretty digging!" said he. "I find you're not the fool I took you to be; so here's to a better acquaintance with you." "With all my heart," returned I; "but you must be as clever as I've been, and give me your name." "To be sure I will, my old coon; take it, take it, and welcome. Anything |
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