The Wit and Humor of America, Volume IV. (of X.) by Various
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page 94 of 234 (40%)
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and your powder, and Buck-killer, and your powder-horn and shot-pouch to
boot! How long you gwine stand thar talking 'fore you shoot?" "Never mind," said Hiram, "I can talk a little and shoot a little, too, but that's nothin'. Here goes!" Hiram assumed the figure of a note of interrogation, took a long sight, and fired. "I've eat paper," said he, at the crack of the gun, without looking, or seeming to look, toward the target. "Buck-killer made a clear racket. Where am I, gentlemen?" "You're just between Mealy and the diamond," was the reply. "I said I'd eat paper, and I've done it; haven't I, gentlemen?" "And 'spose you have!" said Mealy, "what do that 'mount to? You'll not win beef, and never did." "Be that as it mout be, I've beat Meal 'Cotton mighty easy; and the boy you call Hiram Baugh are able to do it." "And what do that 'mount to? Who the devil an't able to beat Meal 'Cotton! I don't make no pretense of bein' nothin' great, no how; but you always makes out as if you were gwine to keep 'em makin' crosses for you constant, and then do nothin' but '_eat paper_' at last; and that's a long way from _eatin' beef_, 'cordin' to Meal 'Cotton's notions, as you call him." |
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