Something New by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse
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"You wished to see me on business?"
"Yes," said R. Jones. "Yes. . . . Miss Valentine, may I begin by begging you to realize that I have no intention of insulting you?" Joan's eyebrows rose. For an instant she did her visitor the injustice of suspecting that he had been dining too well. "I don't understand." "Let me explain: I have come here," R. Jones went on, getting more gentlemanly every moment, "on a very distasteful errand, to oblige a friend. Will you bear in mind that whatever I say is said entirely on his behalf?" By this time Joan had abandoned the idea that this stout person was a life-insurance tout, and was inclining to the view that he was collecting funds for a charity. "I came here at the request of the Honorable Frederick Threepwood." "I don't quite understand." "You never met him, Miss Valentine; but when you were in the chorus at the Piccadilly Theatre, I believe, he wrote you some very foolish letters. Possibly you have forgotten them?" "I certainly have." |
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