Something New by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse
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page 89 of 333 (26%)
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With a prefatory remark that it was all so ridiculous, really,
Aline embarked on the narrative of the afternoon's events. Joan heard her out, checking a strong disposition to giggle. Her viewpoint was that of the average person, and the average person cannot see the importance of the scarab in the scheme of things. The opinion she formed of Mr. Peters was of his being an eccentric old gentleman, making a great to-do about nothing at all. Losses had to have a concrete value before they could impress Joan. It was beyond her to grasp that Mr. Peters would sooner have lost a diamond necklace, if he had happened to possess one, than his Cheops of the Fourth Dynasty. It was not until Aline, having concluded her tale, added one more strand to it that she found herself treating the matter seriously. "Father says he would give five thousand dollars to anyone who would get it back for him." "What!" The whole story took on a different complexion for Joan. Money talks. Mr. Peters' words might have been merely the rhetorical outburst of a heated moment; but, even discounting them, there seemed to remain a certain exciting substratum. A man who shouts that he will give five thousand dollars for a thing may very well mean he will give five hundred, and Joan's finances were perpetually in a condition which makes five hundred dollars a sum to be gasped at. |
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