Gru. Why Iacke boy, ho boy, and as much newes as
wilt thou

Cur. Come, you are so full of conicatching

Gru. Why therefore fire, for I haue caught extreme
cold. Where's the Cooke, is supper ready, the house
trim'd, rushes strew'd, cobwebs swept, the seruingmen
in their new fustian, the white stockings, and euery officer
his wedding garment on? Be the Iackes faire within,
the Gils faire without, the Carpets laide, and euerie
thing in order?
Cur. All readie: and therefore I pray thee newes

Gru. First know my horse is tired, my master & mistris
falne out

Cur. How?
Gru. Out of their saddles into the durt, and thereby
hangs a tale

Cur. Let's ha't good Grumio

Gru. Lend thine eare

Cur. Heere

Gru. There