The Woman-Haters: a yarn of Eastboro twin-lights by Joseph Crosby Lincoln
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"Them's clam fritters, and, if YOU'LL excuse my sayin' so that
shouldn't, they ARE good. Set down and fill up." The visitor ate nine of the fritters, a slice of dried-apple pie, and drank two cups of coffee. Seth, between intervals of frying and eating, watched him with tremendous curiosity and as much patience as he could muster. When the pie was finished he asked the first of the questions with which he had been bursting all the forenoon. "Tell me," he said, "how'd you come to fall overboard?" "I'm not very certain just how it happened. I remember leaning over the rail and watching the waves. Then I was very dizzy all at once. The next thing I knew I was in the water." "Dizzy, hey? Seasick, may be." "I guess not. I'm a pretty good sailor. I'm inclined to think the cause was that empty stomach you mentioned." "Um-hm. You didn't have no supper. Still, you ate the noon afore." "Not much. Only a sandwich." "A sandwich! What did you have for breakfast?" "Well, the fact is, I overslept and decided to omit the breakfast." "Gosh! no wonder you got dizzy. If I went without meals for a whole day I cal'late I'd be worse than dizzy. What did you do when you found |
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