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A House-Boat on the Styx by John Kendrick Bangs
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probable.' I snatched out a pad of paper and a pencil, made a rapid
calculation based on the doctrine of chances, and proved to my own
satisfaction that at some time or another within the following two weeks
those birds would doubtless be sitting in a straight line and paddling
about, Indian file, for an instant. I resolved to await that instant. I
loaded my gun with the pearl and a sufficient quantity of powder to send
the charge through every one of the ducks if, perchance, the first duck
were properly hit. To pass over wearisome details, let me say that it
happened just as I expected. I had one week and six days to wait, but
finally the critical moment came. It was at midnight, but fortunately
the moon was at the full, and I could see as plainly as though it had
been day. The moment the ducks were in line I aimed and fired. They
every one squawked, turned over, and died. My pearl had pierced the
whole sixty-eight."

Boswell blushed.

"Ahem!" said Doctor Johnson. "It was a pity to lose the pearl."

"That," said Munchausen, "was the most interesting part of the story. I
had made a second calculation in order to save the pearl. I deduced the
amount of powder necessary to send the gem through sixty-seven and a half
birds, and my deduction was strictly accurate. It fulfilled its mission
of death on sixty-seven and was found buried in the heart of the sixty-
eighth, a trifle discolored, but still a pearl, and worth a king's
ransom."

Napoleon gave a derisive laugh, and the other guests sat with incredulity
depicted upon every line of their faces.

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