Mark Twain's Letters — Volume 4 (1886-1900) by Mark Twain
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understand a word of it, since it was in Hungarian. But the art of it!
--it was superlative. They are wonderful English scholars, these people; my lecture audience --all Hungarians--understood me perfectly--to judge by the effects. The English clergyman told me that in his congregation are 150 young English women who earn their living teaching their language; and that there are. others besides these. For 60 cents a week the telephone reads the morning news to you at home; gives you the stocks and markets at noon; gives you lessons in 3 foreign languages during 3 hours; gives you the afternoon telegrams; and at night the concerts and operas. Of course even the clerks and seamstresses and bootblacks and everybody else are subscribers. (Correction. Mrs. Clemens says it is 60 cents a month.) I am renewing my youth. I made 4 speeches at one banquet here last Saturday night. And I've been to a lot of football matches. Jean has been in here examining the poll for the Immortals ("Literature," March 24,) in the hope, I think, that at last she should find me at the top and you in second place; and if that is her ambition she has suffered disappointment for the third time--and will never fare any better, I hope, for you are where you belong, by every right. She wanted to know who it is that does the voting, but I was not able to tell her. Nor when the election will be completed and decided. Next Morning. I have been reading the morning paper. I do it every morning--well knowing that I shall find in it the usual depravities and |
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