Caesar and Cleopatra by George Bernard Shaw
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CAESAR. Why? Are you afraid of the Romans?
CLEOPATRA (very seriously). Oh, they would eat us if they caught us. They are barbarians. Their chief is called Julius Caesar. His father was a tiger and his mother a burning mountain; and his nose is like an elephant's trunk. (Caesar involuntarily rubs his nose.) They all have long noses, and ivory tusks, and little tails, and seven arms with a hundred arrows in each; and they live on human flesh. CAESAR. Would you like me to show you a real Roman? CLEOPATRA (terrified). No. You are frightening me. CAESAR. No matter: this is only a dream-- CLEOPATRA (excitedly). It is not a dream: it is not a dream. See, see. (She plucks a pin from her hair and jabs it repeatedly into his arm.) CAESAR. Ffff--Stop. (Wrathfully) How dare you? CLEOPATRA (abashed). You said you were dreaming. (Whimpering) I only wanted to show you-- CAESAR (gently). Come, come: don't cry. A queen mustn't cry. (He rubs his arm, wondering at the reality of the smart.) Am I awake? (He strikes his hand against the Sphinx to test its solidity. It feels so real that he begins to be alarmed, and says perplexedly) Yes, I--(quite panicstricken) no: impossible: madness, madness! |
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