John Bull's Other Island by George Bernard Shaw
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page 80 of 165 (48%)
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BROADBENT. That is true, Larry: I admit it. Her voice has a most extraordinary effect on me. That Irish voice! LARRY [sympathetically]. Yes, I know. When I first went to London I very nearly proposed to walk out with a waitress in an Aerated Bread shop because her Whitechapel accent was so distinguished, so quaintly touching, so pretty-- BROADBENT [angrily]. Miss Reilly is not a waitress, is she? LARRY. Oh, come! The waitress was a very nice girl. BROADBENT. You think every Englishwoman an angel. You really have coarse tastes in that way, Larry. Miss Reilly is one of the finer types: a type rare in England, except perhaps in the best of the aristocracy. LARRY. Aristocracy be blowed! Do you know what Nora eats? BROADBENT. Eats! what do you mean? LARRY. Breakfast: tea and bread-and-butter, with an occasional rasher, and an egg on special occasions: say on her birthday. Dinner in the middle of the day, one course and nothing else. In the evening, tea and bread-and-butter again. You compare her with your Englishwomen who wolf down from three to five meat meals a day; and naturally you find her a sylph. The difference is not a difference of type: it's the difference between the woman who eats not wisely but too well, and the woman who eats not wisely |
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