Arms and the Man by George Bernard Shaw
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RAINA. Ugh! But I don't believe the first man is a coward. I
believe he is a hero! MAN (goodhumoredly). That's what you'd have said if you'd seen the first man in the charge to-day. RAINA (breathless). Ah, I knew it! Tell me--tell me about him. MAN. He did it like an operatic tenor--a regular handsome fellow, with flashing eyes and lovely moustache, shouting a war-cry and charging like Don Quixote at the windmills. We nearly burst with laughter at him; but when the sergeant ran up as white as a sheet, and told us they'd sent us the wrong cartridges, and that we couldn't fire a shot for the next ten minutes, we laughed at the other side of our mouths. I never felt so sick in my life, though I've been in one or two very tight places. And I hadn't even a revolver cartridge--nothing but chocolate. We'd no bayonets--nothing. Of course, they just cut us to bits. And there was Don Quixote flourishing like a drum major, thinking he'd done the cleverest thing ever known, whereas he ought to be courtmartialled for it. Of all the fools ever let loose on a field of battle, that man must be the very maddest. He and his regiment simply committed suicide--only the pistol missed fire, that's all. RAINA (deeply wounded, but steadfastly loyal to her ideals). Indeed! Would you know him again if you saw him? MAN. Shall I ever forget him. (She again goes to the chest of drawers. He watches her with a vague hope that she may have |
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