Two Kings



THE King of Madagao, being engaged in a dispute with the King of
Bornegascar, wrote him as follows:

"Before proceeding further in this matter I demand the recall of
your Minister from my capital."

Greatly enraged by this impossible demand, the King of Bornegascar
replied:

"I shall not recall my Minister. Moreover, if you do not
immediately retract your demand I shall withdraw him!"

This threat so terrified the King of Madagao that in hastening to
comply he fell over his own feet, breaking the Third Commandment.



An Officer and a Thug



A CHIEF of Police who had seen an Officer beating a Thug was very
indignant, and said he must not do so any more on pain of