The Hohenzollerns in America by Stephen Leacock
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knife in his belt. A revolver lay on the desk beside him.
I had never seen a Bolshevik before but I knew at sight that he must be one. "You say you were here in Berlin once before?" he questioned, and he added before I had time to answer: "When you speak don't call me 'Excellency' or 'Sereneness' or anything of that sort; just call me 'brother' or 'comrade.' This is the era of freedom. You're as good as I am, or nearly." "Thank you," I said. "Don't be so damn polite," he snarled. "No good comrade ever says 'thank you.' So you were here in Berlin before?" "Yes," I answered, "I was here writing up Germany from Within in the middle of the war." "The war, the war!" he murmured, in a sort of wail or whine. "Take notice, comrade, that I weep when I speak of it. If you write anything about me be sure to say that I cried when the war was mentioned. We Germans have been so misjudged. When I think of the devastation of France and Belgium I weep." He drew a greasy, red handkerchief from his pocket and began to sob. "To think of the loss of all those English merchant ships!" |
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