The Hohenzollerns in America by Stephen Leacock
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A man in a costume much like the leader's swaggered into the room. He had a bundle of papers in his hands, and seemed to be some sort of military secretary. "Ha! comrade!" he said, with easy familiarity. "Here are the death warrants!" "Death warrants!" said the Bolshevik. "Of the leaders of the late Revolution? Excellent! And a good bundle of them! One moment while I sign them." He began rapidly signing the warrants, one after the other. "Comrade," said the secretary in a surly tone, "you are not chewing tobacco!" "Yes I am, yes I am," said the leader, "or, at least, I was just going to." He bit a huge piece out of his plug, with what seemed to me an evident distaste, and began to chew furiously. "It is well," said the other. "Remember comrade, that you are watched. It was reported last night to the Executive Committee of the Circle of the Brothers that you chewed no tobacco all day yesterday. Be warned, comrade. This is a free and independent republic. We will stand for no aristocratic nonsense. But whom have you |
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