The Hohenzollerns in America by Stephen Leacock
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American wideawakes and Kentucky frock coats, or in
English stove-pipe hats and morning coats. A few of the stouter were in Highland costume. "You are amazed," said Boobenstein as we stood a moment looking at the motley crowd. "What does it mean?" I asked. "One moment," said the count. "I will first summon a taxi. It will be more convenient to talk as we ride." He whistled and there presently came lumbering to our side an ancient and decrepit vehicle which would have excited my laughter but for the seriousness of the count's face. The top of the conveyance had evidently long since been torn off leaving, only the frame: the copper fastenings had been removed: the tires were gone: the doors were altogether missing. "Our new 1919 model," said the count. "Observe the absence of the old-fashioned rubber tires, still used by the less progressive peoples. Our chemists found that riding on rubber was bad for the eye-sight. Note, too, the time saved by not having any doors." "Admirable," I said. We seated ourselves in the crazy conveyance, the count whispered to the chauffeur an address which my ear failed to catch and we started off at a lumbering pace along |
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