marriage request

A young, somewhat small, very good-looking man, tired of
being alone, is looking for a similarly inclined lady, with
honorable marriage in mind. Money an advantage.
Send friendly replies to Max Mechenmal.


Or Mr. Mechenmal took out of his wallet a blue letter with violet red
spots, which he held out smilingly to the girl. Miss Lepke then read
it well, in a gentle, loving voice:


Very honored gentleman!

Read your request for marriage. To my regret I cannot
supply capital. For my part I could do without the
marriage, of which I have no need yet. I am by trade a
woman. I am small (but wow!). I am tired of having boy friends
and therefore am looking for a relationship with a steady
man. If you find my proposal agreeable, please send me
a photo of yourself. I remain your devoted

Ilka Leipke


When they had embraced and kissed enough, they made up games. Ilka
Leipke showed great talent in showing the happily giggling Mechenmal
how her friends would behave in corresponding positions. She bent