The Holiday Round by A. A. (Alan Alexander) Milne
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page 287 of 348 (82%)
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The manuscript was brought over to the critic, and the author stood
proudly by to point out subtleties that might have been overlooked at a first reading. "B-a-b-y," explained the author. "Baby." "Yes, that's very good; very neatly expressed. 'Baby'--I like that." "Shall I write some more?" said Margery eagerly. "Yes, do write some more. This is good, but it's not long enough." The author retired again, and in five minutes produced this:-- B A B Y "That's 'baby,'" explained Margery. "Yes, I like that baby better than the other one. It's more spread out. And it's bigger--it's one of the biggest babies I've seen." "Shall I write some more?" "Don't you write anything else ever?" "I like writing 'baby,'" said Margery carelessly. "B-a-b-y." "Yes, but you can't do much with just that one word. Suppose you wanted to write to a man at a shop--'Dear Sir,--You never sent me my boots. Please send them at once, as I want to go out this afternoon. |
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