The Humorous Poetry of the English Language; from Chaucer to Saxe by James Parton
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Ten days and nights, with sleepless eye,
I watched that wretched man, And since, I never dare to write As funny as I can. THE BRIEFLESS BARRISTER. A BALLAD. JOHN G. SAXE. An Attorney was taking a turn, In shabby habiliments drest; His coat it was shockingly worn, And the rust had invested his vest. His breeches had suffered a breach, His linen and worsted were worse; He had scarce a whole crown in his hat, And not half-a-crown in his purse. And thus as he wandered along, A cheerless and comfortless elf, He sought for relief in a song, Or complainingly talked to himself: "Unfortunate man that I am! I've never a client but grief; The case is, I've no case at all, And in brief, I've ne'er had a brief! |
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