and a very affectionate message sent, which had the effect of throwing
Agrippina off her guard, and seduced her to Baiae for the purpose of
joining the emperor's party at a great banquet held in commemoration of a
solemn festival. She came by water in a sort of light frigate, and was to
return in the same way. Meantime Nero tampered with the commander of her
vessel, and prevailed upon him to wreck it. What was to be done? The great
lady was anxious to return to Rome, and no proper conveyance was at hand.
Suddenly it was suggested, as if by chance, that a ship of the emperor's,
new and properly equipped, was moored at a neighboring station. This was
readily accepted by Agrippina: the emperor accompanied her to the place of
embarkation, took a most tender leave of her, and saw her set sail. It was
necessary that the vessel should get into deep water before the experiment
could be made; and with the utmost agitation this pious son awaited news
of the result. Suddenly a messenger rushed breathless into his presence,
and horrified him by the joyful information that his august mother had met
with an alarming accident; but, by the blessing of Heaven, had escaped
safe and sound, and was now on her road to mingle congratulations with her
affectionate son. The ship, it seems, had done its office; the mechanism
had played admirably; but who can provide for every thing? The old lady,
it turned out, could swim like a duck; and the whole result had been to
refresh her with a little sea-bathing. Here was worshipful intelligence.
Could any man's temper be expected to stand such continued sieges? Money,
and trouble, and infinite contrivance, wasted upon one old woman, who
absolutely would not, upon any terms, be murdered! Provoking it certainly
was; and of a man like Nero it could not be expected that he should any
longer dissemble his disgust, or put up with such repeated affronts. He
rushed upon his simple congratulating friend, swore that he had come to
murder him, and as nobody could have suborned him but Agrippina, he
ordered her off to instant execution. And, unquestionably, if people will
not be murdered quietly and in a civil way, they must expect that such