Uneasy Money by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse
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'What! I always thought you were rolling in money.' 'What gave you that idea?' 'You have a prosperous look. It's a funny thing about England. I've known you four months, and I know men who know you; but I've never heard a word about your finances. In New York we all wear labels, stating our incomes and prospects in clear lettering. Well, if it's like that it's different, of course. There certainly is more money to be made in America than here. I don't quite see what you think you're going to do when you get there, but that's up to you. 'There's no harm in giving the city a trial. Anyway, I can give you a letter or two that might help.' 'That's awfully good of you.' 'You won't mind my alluding to you as my friend William Smith?' 'William Smith?' 'You can't travel under your own name if you are really serious about getting a job. Mind you, if my letters lead to anything it will probably be a situation as an earnest bill-clerk or an effervescent office-boy, for Rockefeller and Carnegie and that lot have swiped all the soft jobs. But if you go over as Lord Dawlish you won't even get that. Lords are popular socially in America, but are not used to any great extent in the office. If you try to |
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